depression-took-over-my-liiife:
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

if I’m not sitting in pretty lingerie with a glass of champagne in a foreign place in the next 5 years I’ve failed
It was ‘Ms. Frizzle’ and not ‘Mrs. Frizzle’ because it was the 90s and the magic school bus lady couldn’t marry her gf yet
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH
Okay but it is Mrs Frizzle now, now that marriage equality is a thing ye? <3
Okay y'all here’s the thing. Ms Frizzle was voiced by Lily Tomlin, a lesbian. In the new show, she’s being voiced by Kate McKinnon, also a lesbian.
She’s absolutely gay.
^ No heterosexual woman could be as powerful as Ms Frizzle
The best part: Kate McKinnon didn’t replace Lily Tomlin as Ms. Frizzle. There are two Ms. Frizzles.
Lily Tomlin still voices the Original Friz, Valerie. Kate McKinnon voices her younger sister, Fiona Frizzle.
THEY ARE BOTH VOICED BY LESBIANS. Not just one, but two gay Ms. Frizzles! Adorable redheaded lesbian science teacher sisters!
:-D
What’s better than a magical lesbian?
TWO MAGICAL LESBIANS
People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults
I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.
drinking permit
“What’s that in your sippy cup?”
“Vodka.”
i dont want to look “pretty” i want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening
17yr:
a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, October 17, 1925
What the fuck did my own two eyes perceive on this day??











